So many of our conversations end in me laughing. Or, shaking my head. Or shaking my head while laughing.
Their minds are just so amazing and I guess a filter is something that grows in during puberty.
Dude Mom Life: Dude House Sounds, Vol. 4
After his bath…
Dude 3: It’s like I’m Superman. With the glasses. And he has this same curl right here. I wish I could fly like Superman.
Dude 2: I don’t know if I want a hair cut or not. Girls like curls.
Dude 3: Yeah they really do. They’re always trying to touch them though.
On a good hair day…
Dude 3: Mom, I’m not saying this because your hair is bad, it’s ok. But, this commercial on TV says that Wen helps unmanageable, flyaway hair and I think you should probably order it.
While I’m singing in MY car…
Dude 1: You should not be singing loud enough for other people to hear you, Mom.
Me: Haha, like you can talk! Also I sound just like Mariah Carey.
Dude 1: Mariah Carey would be really sad to hear you say that.
Heard in the car…
Dude 3: *whisper voice* Hey, do you like bras.
Dude 2: Only when they’re being slingshots.
Dude 3: They are the BEST slingshots right?! You can shoot two things at once.
Dude 2: Yep, and mom has enough for us all to have our own.
While they’re supposed to be cleaning the kitchen…
Dude 1: Duuuude, you broke it!
Dude 3: *crying* Don’t tell mom, she’s gonna be mad.
Dude 1: Yep, and then she’ gonna say, “That’s why we don’t have anything!” and all of us are gonna have to go to bed