Fine, not really. But, I had SO much fun rocking Miami last week, I might as well be.
Hopefully the fact that you are about to laugh yourself into a pee when you see the photo of me in a wet suit, will also allow you to forgive me for not having a totally decent post to share with you at the moment.
Coming home and getting my normal life back in order has been exhausting. And, also, I probably still have a hangover. From all of the delicious food, silly! Duh.
So, instead of hearing all about how I swam with dolphins, dressed in a wet suit that made me look remarkably like a sausage 7 year old (please never let me wear a wet suit again), fed grabby little monkeys, threw up the deuces all over Miami (yeah, I have a problem and I make other people do it too), and out awesomed Britney Spears with an albino-neck-boa and everything, I will just give you a photo preview.
If you want to know about all of this awesome you are going to have to read my blog every day until next Tuesday for the rest of your life; the story is bound to break eventually!
I know there is no way you can top swimming with dolphins or wearing a boa, but feel free to link up your photos below. I’ll love them either way!
And, be sure to visit all of this week’s featured linkers and check out what my pal Angie at Seven Clown Circus has going on too!
- Sisters, by Genny Heikka, because they are just special, aren’t they?
- This Preschool Cutie at Sellabit Mum is BEYOND darling!
- We love a good party, and these collages from Better in Bulk show some serious party fun!
- These pictures of Library Day from Little Mouse’s House make me want to head to the library, now.
Yeah, you are one brave girl. You will never in this lifetime catch me wearing that kind of boa, ha.
Wow! That looks like such a cool trip!
I L.O.V.E the turtle pic!!!! (You are one brave momma to don a wet suit.)
oh how you always make my day
I think that it’s truly brilliant that you’ve got people throwing deuces with you. And that snake. Wow. You got balls lady!
Nope done with snakes! Love the deuces, work it…..
Swimming with dolphins?!? Living vicariously through you…
You are a rock star. What a cool event!
You are awesome!!! This looks so cool!
That snake around your shoulders gives me shivers. No way would I get near it. You are braver then I would ever be.
Oh no way in Hell would that snake be on me. You are brave. Ironically, I used to play with snakes when little (yeah, growing up with three older brothers will do that to you.)
OMG YOU HELD A SNAKE!!! I die. I’m now not sure I can hug you the next time that I see you…just thinking about that snake. OMG I die.
(Thanks for the link-back to my cute little preschooler. xoxoxo)
Hahahaha. I’m loving the deuces (force fed and otherwise) and the faces that go along with them. Classic.
I think this is the best trip you’ve been on…and yes, totally jealous!
You have had so many awesome adventures. Seriously the funnest mom I know!!! Love these & props to you for getting that snake around you.
All I need to know is did the monkey take the berries? Oh, no, wait. There is one more thing: the snake. You be illin’ (dun dun dun dun dun).
Looks like tons of fun…my gosh that’s a BIG snake!! :)
That’s a big snake….
I’m sorry, I can’t hear anything but someone yelling, “Snake.” Oh, wait, that’s me.
Sending sanitizer.
Okay Dr. Doolittle, your post is hard to beat. All I have is one awesomely cite kid!
btw, Britney ain’t got nuthin on you!
Love these! Looks like you had a blast. You’re far braver than I am. There’s no way I’d wear a boa. Ever. I’ll wear a wetsuit instead thankyouverymuch.
that sneak around your neck looks scary!
You look GOOD with a snake necklace girl!
And I probably wouldn’t even been able to get into that damn wet suit, so GO YOU!!