Because I’m so not yet.
If you recall a few weeks ago, I wrote about gearing up to add working out to my weight loss strategy. In case you foolishly don’t read pBd every day of life, here is a reminder: Best Workout Wear for Women.
That post was written 6 weeks ago and, as I type this today, I’ve still not committed myself to a regimented workout plan.
Sure, sure, I still jog during the Cosby Show a couple of times a week. And, I hit my squats in the shower and my lunges while I brush my teeth (workouts gotta get in where they fit in).
Not, quite the workout regimen I imagined myself adopting when I imagined myself adopting one.
I envisioned a more traditional method that involved me signing up for a gym or at least ordering some DVD featuring a lunatic trainer willing to scream at me to “FEEL THE BURN!” everyday for a half an hour.
But, yeah, not quite.
I did make good on my plan to acquire attractive and functional workout wear though! It came straight from pvBody, and is super chic and functional as expected.
I love it because I feel seriously fast in it…
Like superhero-leap-a-building-dodge-a-bullet fast. And, like Olympic swimmer: sleek, hairless, and fast. Okay, it’s winter, no way am I hairless.
But, the way this suit fits, I truly feel like I could cut through water like a torpedo. You know, if I could even really swim (I won’t drown, but apparently, doggie paddling is not considered for real swimming. Whatevs.).
It’s moisture wicking, and preshrunk, and chafe-resistant and all of that stuff you look for in high quality workout wear. It’s also affordable and easily accessible from the comfort of your own home.
That’s right, you can snag this workout gear without even getting off of your couch!
Plus, the way pvBody works (they create a personalized outfit for you; see below), novice workout-ers like myself can happily wind up with a great fitting workout outfit without spending a bunch of time puzzling over whether it’s gonna hold up the girls (necessity), or repel camel toe (gag), or highlight your muffin top (Please. No.).
I love that about pvBody.
And, I love my pvBody selected workout wear.
And, I wear it all the time.
In my house.
Ahhhhh! It is NOT going outside. Not on this body anyway.
I just don’t feel confident taking all of this action out to the gym when it seems like I am the only person there who actually NEEDS to be there. I should maybe look into going at a different time of day.
As fast and as sleek and as ready to Pump. It. Up. as I feel when I slide into my workout wear, those feelings are completely negated by the fact that I’m pretty sure the Gilliam Anderson clone leading my class and the Kate Hudson look a like standing next to me in it are judging me as I stumble over myself.
Okay, probably they’re not. But what if they are. But I feel like it. Totally.
So, I’ve come up with a foolproof go-to-the-gym-strategy: I will not go to the gym until I lose more weight! And, should the need to go to the gym arise, I will wear my loose-fitting-yoga-pants-and-ratty-college-tee disguise.
Then, when I start looking all fly, I will just bust up into the gym in this outfit like what!
I will be all badow with it, and chicks will slip offa the treadmill, and dudes will like drop weights on their toes, and the trainers will be climbing over the counter tops to high five and fist bump me. I will slide into a Zumbatomic class and know all the moves. Then dive into the pool to swim laps without even rippling the water (yeah, I’ll know how to swim then). Then, when I come up from taking a drink from the water fountain, and shake out my hair, all slow-mo-sexy-like, the entire gym will bust into song, followed closely by dance. And, when those judging chicks from class give me the elevator eyes, I will be all FACE and walk backwards outta them with my posse.
It will be 80s movie epic.
And entirely in my mind.
I’m saving my public pvBody gear debut for that day.
Want to snag some pvBody for your workout? Here’s what you need to know:
Easy peasy lemon squeezy: pvBody is easy. Take the quiz, sign up and boom, an awesome package arrives at your door each month with a hand picked outfit for you!
Every outfit is styled just for you by a pvBody expert. Each month you receive an outfit worth $150, but you pay just $49.95. You’re getting great, quality pieces for a fraction of the retail cost thanks to the relationships pvBody has built.
pvBody is not just another clothing company, but a lifestyle brand. Their blog is a great place to check out tips and tricks for healthy, delicious meals and at home workouts.
*This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of pv.body. The opinions and text are all mine.