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September 11, 2014 by: DudeMom

10 Things To Never Say to Pregnant Women

At 21 weeks your baby is the size of a carrot…

week 21

And people take it upon themselves to say really ridiculous things to you.

not to say to pregnant

10 Things Not to Say to Pregnant Women (based entirely on things people have really said to pregnant women)

1.  “Daaaaang, you got big fast!” –Vanessa, Baby Baking

2.  “Man, you look so different I wouldn’t have even recognized you.  Your face and, man, even your skin looks different.  Wow, girl, it’s crazy!” –Amanda, DudeMom

3.  “You’re eating AGAIN?? No wonder you’re so fat!”- Rebecca M.

4.  “Wow, pregnancy really ruins a woman’s figure.” –Patricia G.

5. “December, REALLY? You sure they don’t have your due date wrong?” –Heather M.

6. “You just gained weight all over didn’t you?!” –Elizabeth C.

7.  “I feel sorry for you!” –Krystyn, Really, Are You Serious? (blog name may have been inspired by this!)

8. “You look like you have twins in there.” –Eva S.

9.  “You look like you’re about to explode!” –Julie L.

10. “Man, that baby must be coming soon because you look REALLY tired.” –Amiyrah M., Four Hats and Frugal

Filed Under: baby baking Tagged With: pregnancy



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  2. Liv says

    September 12, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Yep. And after delivering – have you lost all the weight yet? Really?

    • Tracy says

      September 24, 2014 at 4:17 am

      Or even worse….after delivering…”When are you due?”

  3. Jessica says

    September 12, 2014 at 12:31 am

    I don’t remember much about what people said..I ignored most of it. What aggravated me were the people who thought they should be allowed to touch me. Ummm noooo. ..pregnancy is not an open door to be groped by random people. Or anyone who is not my husband.

  4. Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? says

    September 11, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    People are jerks…they think they are funny, but they are dealing with the most hormonal people…and well, I’ve bitten my tongue more than once, and might have not a couple times, too!

  5. Kaytee Postma says

    September 11, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    I’m only 5’2″ tall and so my babies have no where to go but out. A gentleman from my church asked how soon until I was due (at the time I was like 26-28 weeks along) and he said “Wow….you’re gunna be huge!” I’m pretty easy going and know he’s just a teaser so I just laughed and said, “you know, even if she’s crowning, you never say that to a pregnant girl!”

    • Mimi says

      September 12, 2014 at 6:43 am

      That is hilarious. Only from the brain of a man can that be laughed off.

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