To a new blog!
While you were busy at soccer games and hair appointments and grocery shopping and living your life outside of the Internet all human like, I was sitting on my couch, hunched over my computer all Gollum style (not to be confused with the happier, more care-free and awesome Gangnam style) saying adios to parenting BY dummies!
That’s right amigas (amigos? Woop-woop if you’re a male reader, or living as one even, which totally counts), pBd has finally died a fiery death. Along with my shoe fund (blog re-designs are EX-PEN-SIVE, particularly when someone says domain register and you hear konichiwa), the letters T and S on my laptop keyboard (blew them clean off I was working so hard), and a huge chunk of my sanity.
Please don’t leave me too, readers.
Get to know The Dude Mom-insert flashing lights, lasers, and a flash mob led by me (this is what my dreams are made of).
Don’t freak, Dude Mom is basically just pBd: the grown and sexy version.
I lie, I’ve just always wanted to say grown and sexy.
Dude Mom is going to be vastly different from pBd. I mean, I’m still going to write it, and I’ve not gotten a lick smarter, or faster, or younger, or, um anything. So, you can for surely expect my self deprecating humor, and wicked fashion sense to remain strong. For life.
But, tons of other things are going to be changing. For the better, promise.
It’s going to be prettier, and awesomer, and way more organized. It will end hunger, and bring peace on Earth. Or, it will just be really good at keeping you entertained (and dressed pretty) while YOU work on all of that save-the-world type stuff you have on your bucket lists.
Plus, I’m doing it for me. I don’t have little babies anymore. My youngest son is going to kindergarten nah, I won’t type it because then, maybe it won’t happen. And, my oldest is going to middle school (slap my face). Squeaky voice, hair on his junk (soon? Not yet, though, right?), I’m too busy checking out chicks to talk to my mama, M-I-D-D-L-E-S-C-H-O-O-L!
Football, and soccer, and skateboards, and homemade soda rockets (don’t ask), and dirt, and suspicious odors, and girls walking back and forth in front of my house like I can’t see them out there, are what my life is about.
I can’t talk about cloth diapering and potty training boys for the rest of my life. I mean I could, but, punch-my-throat if I have to.
I want to talk about ME fashion, and fitness, and having big Dude life type fun.
To celebrate my new home, I’ve decided to throw a week long Blog Warming Party!
Sorta just like a house warming party. Only, instead of me spending a bunch of time getting my place all clean and serving tiny snacks and sips of wine, while you lavish me with gifts, I hired someone to straighten up the place (give it up for Krizzy Designs, best. Blog designer. EVER.), decided to skip the snacks and drink all of the wine by myself. And, I’ve turned the gift giving around to you!
Every day this week. A pretty, new, gift will be offered for one of you to win!
Because I’m awesome, and honestly, so are all of you!
Kicking the week off are my homies at Sweet Relish!
Always all up in here with the sweetest gear, they dug up this Travel Buddies suitcase #3 is all the way in love with…
And, some ultra cool water bottles by Vapur. They’ve been to soccer, basketball, soccer, swimming, and back to soccer since they showed up here a week ago. Kids and parents ask us about them constantly because they are light weight, and they freeze easily, and the spout is perfect for drinking and not all leaky like a lot of the others we’ve tried.
One lucky winner will be the happy owner of these cool gifts from my friends at Sweet Relish…
Put your running man away, before you hurt somebody.
To enter, just go right on ahead and leave a comment telling me what you think of the new spot (unless it’s mean, and then lie, through your teeth. That’s why the Internet is awesome, I don’t have to see the lie in your eyes.)! No extra entries. No Tweets or shares (unless you want to just like help me out and junk). No trying to impress me by saying I’m pretty (although by all means, bring that on).
Now, go check out my new Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest pages. They’re all Dude Mom’d up too!
*Contest closes Sunday, April 21, at midnight EST.
**I received a suitcase and the water bottles from Sweet Relish free of charge.