Heard from the bathroom this weekend…
#2: Hurry and get in the shower! It’s cold with the curtain open.
#3: Hold on. I have to pee first. Waaait. No I don’t, I can just pee in the shower!
Boys are gross. And, we probably need to discuss why this is pretty nasty.
Just like wearing your underwear multiple times (something they also do if not closely monitored), and throwing your USED toilet paper in the trash can instead of flushing it (we all know Dudes only use toilet paper for one thing!).
And showering without getting your hair wet. And touching the dog’s butt hole. And biting off your toenails. So you can eat them. And hiding uneaten sandwiches in your closet. And storing boogers? On your wall? And dropping your toothbrush in the toilet by accident and not bothering to give it a serious wash afterwards. And peeing in the yard.
But not way out in the yard by the forest. Right. By. My. Front. Door. So that all summer long it smells like a friggin port-a-potty whenever I go out on my porch, or answer the door to company, and I can’t figure it out until I happen to catch you in the act in August.
I don’t really recall being this disgusting as a child.