Summer boots. They are a thing. I bought a pair recently, and in classic DudeMom fashion, I wore them immediately. Never mind that we are in a heat wave. Never mind that I had to stand outside for hours watching my children do outside-y type things. Never mind that I wanted to be in a swimsuit with flip flops beneath a waterfall trying not to

Saturday evening I found myself inside of the women’s section of Target all by my lonesome. I was feeling invigorated by my unplanned “me” time and decided to try on a bunch of clothes, including a long sleeved onesie that I randomly stumbled across! Honestly, I’ve struggled to make sense of why they exist. Like why on earth would grown up ladies want to hunch

It is hard to believe that we are already nearing the halfway point in our summr vacation. I still feel like I need to plan a getaway for my boys, but I also feel like I am totally pressed for time and budget and just not able to fit it in. So, last minute, non-adult of me, I know. What I did get though were

You guys know my obsession with rompers. I love them. Like Beyonce loves onesies. Like Kim K. loves selfies. Like Kanye loves Kanye. If I could get away with wearing a romper every day of life I probably would. Alas, my body is not about that life and my closet currently is only home to a couple. I know some people struggle with the romper

Listen guys. Today is the first day of summer. As excited as I was for this day, I feel unprepared and like, chaotic. The Dudes are all home, my house is in shambles, and my life suddenly got flipped-turned upside down. And not in that awesome Fresh Prince of Bel Air way where I am going to move into my rich uncle’s mansion with my

Today is my anniversary. With Stitch Fix! I’ve been a member for twelve glorious, fashionable months and gotten twelve boxes of well styled, on trend clothing selected specifically for me. Honestly, I didn’t think I’d stick with it this long –I figured I’d get a few boxes and go back to hitting up Marshall’s every other week for my fashion fix. But, it’s been such

If you’re a creeper who Googled naked and wound up on my site, I’ve got disappointing news for you: there will be no one naked here today. And, even if there were, chances are, you’d still be disappointed. So let’s talk about something that makes everyone happy: jumpsuits! The Summer Jumpsuit Way better than anything having to do with me naked. Jumpsuits are versatile, adorable,

Summer. It is officially, unofficially here now! That’s what Memorial Day means, right? The start of summer –the pool opens, the warm starts, the clothing switches and you can wear white without your mom tsking at you. I thought it was never going to hit Maryland. Our entire spring was awash in rain and coldness and then, like Mother Nature was waiting for a three

You guys know I am not a makeup-er. I wear it because I need it, to look human and feel normal. And, I don’t wear a lot. I wear five things religiously: foundation, powder, eyebrow pencil, blush, and gloss. I put on mascara to be fancy, because I am crap at washing it off. It takes me ten minutes on a day when I want