I’m pretty sure that there is an unwritten life rule out there that says that no matter what, on Mother’s Day, little children everywhere have to act like they were raised by wolves and therefore do not have to celebrate or even recognize the date’s existence, and they can instead proceed to snarl at each other over meat, and space, and air, and stuff.
They can take their mommy’s cell phone while she is
hiding from them in the bathtub rereading 50 Shades of Grey showering and make videos of themselves doing their own stunts…
And, yeah, that’s a sword being hurled at #3’s head courtesy of #2.
He swears he volunteered.
And LOVED it.
Hope all of you mamas had a lovely day with your little
wolves children too!
*No children were harmed in the making of this video. I can’t say the same for my drywall. And, also, I can neither confirm nor deny whether or not harm came to some small people when their mother discovered the video on the camera after looking for her phone for 2 hours. I can confirm that the sword used in the video has unexpectedly disappeared from the playroom.