I’m pretty sure that there is an unwritten life rule out there that says that no matter what, on Mother’s Day, little children everywhere have to act like they were raised by wolves and therefore do not have to celebrate or even recognize the date’s existence, and they can instead proceed to snarl at each other over meat, and space, and air, and stuff.
Or.
They can take their mommy’s cell phone while she is hiding from them in the bathtub rereading 50 Shades of Grey showering and make videos of themselves doing their own stunts…
And, yeah, that’s a sword being hurled at #3’s head courtesy of #2.
He swears he volunteered.
And LOVED it.
Hope all of you mamas had a lovely day with your little wolves children too!
*No children were harmed in the making of this video. I can’t say the same for my drywall. And, also, I can neither confirm nor deny whether or not harm came to some small people when their mother discovered the video on the camera after looking for her phone for 2 hours. I can confirm that the sword used in the video has unexpectedly disappeared from the playroom.
Oh, how I love that you posted this!!
Lol. where do these kids get these ideas?? Let me rephrase that. Where do boys get these ideas from ?
Wow, the life with boys. Never a dull moment I tell ya!
Never. Thankfully that was a dull sword!
Ha! I agree with the rule of acting horrible on mothers day. It was my first one and my 11 month was horrid all day. Dont they know that just because they cry in the car you are not pulling over to play? The carseat is not a torture device- its for safety. THANK GOD Adelle can drown it out!!
Yes, it’s no surprise my son can sing Fire to the Rain verbatim!
Modern children don’t understand that you don’t record everything. That’s the kind of thing you tell at Thanksgiving after you have given your mom grandchildren.
Yeah, they are too silly to also remember that if you do record it, you should probably delete it immediately after. They may remember now after the scream out I gave about never, EVER throwing big hard things at your brother’s skull.
At least he was smart enough to put on a helmet.
He actually lives in a helmet. For safety reasons.
I just scared the girl in the cube beside me when I screamed laughing. And wolves, yes. I promise you that’s what it sounds like when they run upstairs — a pack of wild wolves.
It’s the snarling that does it over here. They are intense with that. And then, the next minute, they are licking each others wounds and snuggling in the corner.
I so hear you on the children acting like they were raised by wolves. It is too much to ask that they just chill out for one dang day? Seriously.
#2 has quite the arm on him. Sign that boy up for baseball. ;-)
He’s basketball player and a swimmer and a soccer player and a gymnast. He’s starting football in the fall. I swear I will shoot my pinkie toe off before I even consider another sport!
Youll stab your eye out!
Holy crap there was a lot of force behind that “gingerly” toss.
I think he was secretly trying to kill him. Only, it’s not really a secret.