Decided to share my own Dude Mom Life shot today.
Because this is just so very dudely…
And, the perfect capture of this weekend.
We met up with our pals from home, fellow blog awesome mama and her family, @jennifergerlock during the #GWLWaterslideathon event at Great Wolf Lodge, Williamsburg this past weekend.
It was a blast!
Even the water sliding part was fun-ish.
Accept for when I was busy screaming so hard that I scared the random little girl who slid down in our raft with us.
That was mostly just embarrassing.
And, I’m pretty sure I saw her pointing me out to the security guard on duty so he could mark me down as a “person of interest”. Or a “suspicious package”. Or something scary that needs watching.
I screamed that hard.
In fact, I lost my voice and returned home with this weird I’ve-been-hard-core-smoking-for-35-years rasp going on.
Sexy. I know.
But, whatever.
The Dudes had a blast.
Being Dudes with some other Dudes and picking up chicks on the waterslide.
Yeah, true story.
Apparently some fast little girls were scoping out our Dudes.
Waving at them. Bating their eyelashes. Giggling and pointing and such.
Brazen. That’s what they were.
Because when I went out into the wave pool to collect my son, the one I GAVE BIRTH TO, the little hot mama had the nerve, the audacity, to question me about my dealings with said fruit of my womb.
Seriously? I should be asking the questions here.
Like, why are you grabbing my son’s legs under the water? And why are you attempting to climb on his back? And, why are you wearing a bikini? And, where are your friggin’ parents already to monitor this behavior?!
Check yourselves stalkers.
They are babies, do you hear me. B-A-B-I-E-S!
And such Dudes…
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Sounds like those girls need to step off, or whatever the appropriate term is.
Girl, you better get into practice of fending off those hot little girls now. Practice some lines & stuff. You are definitely going to need them!
It starts early! My 3 year old was in LOVE with one of the life gaurds last summer. She was 19 and wore a blue bakini. He LOVED her. I’m so glad she in college this year. Little tramp!
Great pictures! Glad you had fun(ish)! And trust me, I know the “SCREAM”. Been there. Done that! My daughters still have nightmares. :-)
You guys look like you had sooo much fun!
My secret, I love the Wolf Lodge myself. I really have fun in the pool and everything.
When we go I do not just suprevise the kids. I get into everything, lol.
I LOVE being the mom of boys.
No way! Little hussies already??
Looks like you guys had so much fun!
I think that when my son gets to girls in bikinis age, I’m just going to lock him in the house. I dont think my heart cam take it.
Did you get my email with my dudes life photo?
Oh, looks like such fun!
My dudes give me heart attacks near water. They love it and have no fear. But, can’t swim.
Looked like awesome fun!
I don’t blame those girls flirting with your dudes- the are very cute :)