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December 13, 2013 by: DudeMom

Dude Mom Life. Things Moms of Boys Say: Bathroom Edition.

If there is one place on this planet that moms of boys note a difference between their life with son’s and that of their friends with daughters, it’s in the bathroom.

Come by my house, stand outside my door (but, like don’t let me catch you because I will SO call the cops on you), this is what you will hear.

15 Things Moms of Boys Say: Bathroom Edition

things moms of boys say

1.  Ugh. When is the last time you flushed the toilet?

2.  Do you actually have to be naked to use the bathroom?

3.  THEY’RE NOT SWORDS!

4.  Please put the used toilet paper in the toilet, not in the trash can.

5.  This better not be pee!

6.  This had better be pee!

7.  Seriously. Is THIS pee???

8.  What happened to the bar of soap?

9.  No, I won’t look in your butt.

10.  Well, if you would wear underwear…

11.  Why is the ceiling wet?

12.  If you didn’t brush your teeth today, why is your tooth brush wet?

13.  Please pee inside of the house.

14.  Did you pee on the dog?!

15.  Come and get your plate out of the bathroom.

And, 5 Things I Hear from Inside

1.  I’M POOPING BUT YOU CAN COME IN AND TALK TO ME IF YOU WANT!

2.  MOOOOOM, CAN YOU BRING ME A SNACK PLEASE?

3.  GIGGLE.  SPLASH.  GIGGLE-GIGGLE. SPLASH.

4.  Loudest whisper ever… SHHHH! WE DON’T WANT MOM TO HEAR.

5.  So everyone’s looks like that when they get to middle school?

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Comments

  1. Chasing Joy says

    December 15, 2013 at 8:17 am

    Kids really are gross LOL

  2. jessica says

    December 13, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    Oh my word..the very last one..ha ha ha!! Love it!

  3. Kirby says

    December 13, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    thank goodness I don’t have boys! But girls are just as gross! lol

  4. Kristi {at} Live and Love Out Loud says

    December 13, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    So freaking funny…

  5. Janet says

    December 13, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    That is too funny – your list pretty much sums it up. My boys, 6 y.o. twins, ask if I can keep them “company” when conducting business in the bathroom. And they think it is hilarious to cross streams when peeing…

  6. Elaine A. says

    December 13, 2013 at 8:19 pm

    You know… I shared a bathroom with my THREE older brothers growing up. I know, you can totally feel sorry for me.

    • Chasing Joy says

      December 15, 2013 at 8:16 am

      I did too Elaine. That’s probably why I want my own bathroom even when I’m married. Never sharing a bathroom again!!!

  7. Jennifer says

    December 13, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    I say all of these. A lot. And I only have the one boy.

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