There are a lot of things about being a DudeMom that I didn’t anticipate. Like the amount of noise, and the never ending energy, and their desire to leap from things in a single bound. Their obsession with Axe Body Spray (seriously, I think they put some sort of pheromone inside that makes them feel like they need to spray it thickly all over their
Real Talk: Spicy Tips for Married Chicks.
Technically you don’t have to be married to benefit from these specific tips, but I imagine these pertain primarily to those women in long term, committed relationships with the added bonus of children to block romantic type interludes. Otherwise, you really shouldn’t have a problem, should you? With all of your free time to make googly eyes and waggly brows at your significant other, romance
Married 11 Years! I Should Call This Russian Brides.
Tomorrow is my anniversary. Eleven years of marital bliss will be celebrated on a baseball field, at a soccer game, and then, most likely, at the pool with our Dudes, the very best product of this union of ours. So, to commemorate this yearly event, I’m going to skip DudeMom Weekly and bring you a wonderful post about marriage and happiness and commitment and Russian