Big day in the monarchs-who-are-somehow-also-celebrities world. And, in honor of the royal occasion, Dumb Mom is jumping on the blogging-about-things-that-don’t-really-matter bandwagon, and talking about the royal wedding! Well, not the royal wedding exactly since no way in England am I getting up at the butt crack of dawn to watch a $30 million wedding!* Seriously? Because my wedding to Dumb Dad cost less than 5