Life with Dudes Never Looked So Pretty
This is me with Stacy and Clinton on my last day in the studio following my makeover. And, this is what my blog looked like back then… The episode originally aired in 2011 during Season 8 of the show. Since then a lot has happened. I changed my blog from parenting BY dummies to DudeMom. I had a baby (she’s a dog, but she doesn’t
Okay fashion-less ladies, get out your tissues. You opportunity to ever be made over by Stacy and Clinton on What NOT to Wear is officially over. Actually, if you’ve been reading this lovely blog of mine for a while, you know that your chance officially ended last May when myself and 99 other former contributors (that’s what they called us makeoverees) descended on Las Vegas
It’s been a more than two years since I was whisked away to New York for my whirlwind makeover with Stacy and Clinton. They still air my episode. Matter of fact, if you’ve still not had the chance to witness my melt down and impending relaunch into regular human society sans sweat pants and Cousin It hair, you can catch it today, at Noon EST,
Hey Former Frumpinistas! I’ve got news, big news! This Dumb Mom blogger is going to be the not-so-dumb-and-way-more-fashionable blogger behind the scenes of TLC’s What NOT to Wear blog! I’m so super excited to share the news of my new gig with you all, and hope that you are as excited about the new season as I am! The first post is set to go
So… Didya see it yet?! My smashingly awesome reality show debut (and finale as the producers of TLC’s What NOT to Wear strangely did not fall head over heels in love with my mom-awesome personality and grant me my own show wherein I school less perfect mamas to up their awesome to match my own. Dammit.)?! I’m gonna go ahead and let you know that
Happy New Year!!! Yes, yes, I know. It was like two days ago or whatever. But I was too busy getting drunk in my drive way ringing in the new year with friends and family to make an appearance here in cyber space. Except for maybe a little half-drunk Tweeting I may or may not have done on New Year’s Eve Night. I don’t know.
*Sing song to the tune of Frosty the Snowman. If you aren’t familiar with that tune this will NOT be funny. At all. Dumb Mom the blogger, was a frumpy dumpy soul. In her sloppy pants and her hair in a bun she looked kinda like a troll. Dumb Mom the blogger, went to NYC one day. And she came on back looking much less
When I showed up in NYC last Monday to film an upcoming episode of What Not to Wear I looked like this… And, some days MUCH worse. Is that the picture of blog-awesome mom confidence that practically jumps out at you from this wonderfully written, uniquely creative blog I pen? Yeah, not so much. It’s more the picture of no-career-aspirations-what-so-ever-down-on-yourself-could-use-a-serious-body-image-intervention mom exhaustion if you ask
This feels weird. Typing a post on my own couch while making every attempt to completely ignore my children The Dudes climb all over me and ask me strange questions about my trip (#2 wants to know if anyone saw my undies while I was away. What the?!). I’m home from NYC and I think I might miss it a little. Don’t get me wrong,
